People Search For The Darndest Things

Thursday, July 19, 2012

I'm taking a break from the coupon codes this week.  They take a long time to gather, and I've been spending a lot of time on something new that I'm very excited about (but there will be more on that later).  So today, I thought I'd share with you some of the crazy things people search for that lead them to this blog (and believe me, some of them are doozies!)  I've copied them as they were, misspellings and all.

-the girl on the zulily ad
I think this is a weird thing to search for, because it makes me think you're either trying to find this specific little girl (which seems pretty pervy), or a pregnant woman (which also seems pretty pervy).  I could be wrong, of course, but that's just what it seems like.

-bret michaels wife 2012/the brett michaels girls
Well, I did discuss his new Pets Rock line of toys and accessories at PetSmart, but I am not married to Bret Michaels.  I am married to Tom.

-fertility friend sex crosshairs
I did mention fertility friend (and crosshairs) when discussing how much women don't know about their bodies, but you get crosshairs for ovulation, not for sex, so the search term is a bit confusing for me.

-beetee and wiress sex
Well, that certainly wasn't part of my I Cast Catching Fire series, but maybe you could find a fanfic for it...

-shake and bake lab
Is that like a test kitchen or something?

-mop n glo hangar
I have no idea what this is supposed to be, but it directed to my DIY glitter ornaments.

-how to talk about sex with your wife
This is one of the few on this list that actually made a little sense, but I'm of the belief that if you can't discuss sex with your spouse, perhaps you shouldn't be married (unless you're trying to figure out how to tell your spouse that they suck at sex -- that should definitely be handled in a delicate manner).

-very exciting girl
My life is not particularly exciting right now, but I'm hoping that will change soon.  But thanks, Google!

And then we have those that are somehow tied into the blog name, which kind of makes me wonder if Tom was maybe a little right when he told me Good Girl Gone Wife sounds like a porno.

-good girl gone hot
Well I've certainly been very hot lately, with the way the temperatures have been!

Sorry to disappoint you (although you probably would have been more disappointed if I had stripped, so you're welcome, perv).

-how to get good girls by my hot car
This one was my favorite, until I saw this last one today:

-my princess asian girl wearing underwear and a bra photobucket
I literally have no clue how this search term could have directed here, but I think it's really freaking hilarious.

Have you had any weird, funny, or just plain out there search terms that lead to your blog?  Feel free to share!

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  1. hahahahaha these are great! Now I kind of want to google random dirty terms that may be related to your blog name and see if they come up in the search...

    1. Lol, you should! Then I can do a post about how you're a creeper who googles pervy things :P

  2. Haha, those are great! I get some weird ones, too. Mainly people searching for Ellie Kemper's nipples, yikes!

    1. That's so hilariously random! People are so weird.



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